2. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your mouth.

3. If your mask leaks, return it and get one from Boss Frog's.

5. Never eat a peanut butter and jelly fish sandwich.

6. Always swim with a buddy who swims better than you do.

7. Never snorkel close to a nuclear waste dump.

8. If you encounter a shark, place him in a headlock until he shouts "UNCLE!" Or try grinning him down.

9. For predictions on snorkel conditions call Boss Frog's psychic hotline. 661-3333.

10. If you want to see something really funny, follow your wife to depth, then suddenly rip her mask off. Women love it when you do this.

11. Do not snorkel within 90 days of a lobotomy.

12. Avoid snorkeling if you can't swim, have no common sense or watch more than 11 hours of television per day.

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